The Girl and Rhino

Bicycles. We love 'em: from the hipster fixies to the lazy basket-headed cruisers -- two wheels good, four wheels bad! And we tend to agree with our favorite absinthe swilling, gun totting (while bike riding), nineteenth century Parisian poet, Alfred Jarry, who described the bicycle as a "magnificent external skeleton that permits the human race to surpass, at full speed, the limits imposed by biological evolution." And, in the spirit of Jarry, we too have decided to surpass the limits imposed by biological evolution -- and let bikes do what the birds and bees do (come on, what's the point of being human if you can't anthropomorphize now and then?); as well as protest the current, or next, oil driven war.